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Welcome To My Home Page
What!?! <---This is me chillin like a villian after a baseball game. Anyways, Welcome to my little piece of the world. Now, as you read this, youre probably saying..."why am I here"...or "what kinda of site is this"....."what can this site do to improve me?". Well, im glad you asked. This site will improve your decision making skills, your fast reacting cooperation with the world, and even your smile. This site is filled with a lot of horseshit and rice, so if it disappoints you in any way then youre probably gay. This intire site is made from 100% gravy. So you should feel at home. Probably because you are. This tour you will be seeing will be family filled and action packed. Full of good times and will be sure to fill your mind with fond memories. And if it doesnt, then you can all can just kiss my white naked ass. so come along and enjoy this roller coaster ride of whit and unpredictablness(if thats a word)
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The Top 5 Ways To Tell If There's No Soup For You
1. If you've ever paid for 65 cents worth of gas.
2. If you've ever gotten married just for the rice.
3. If you've ever had a fake conversation on a cellphone in public just to look cool
4. If you have to roll your window up by "picking it up".
5. If the only way to start your car is to honk your horn 5 times, roll your window down, then up, put it in Neutral, pump the gas 3 times, THEN buckle your seatbelt.
Top 5 Commercials(updated every few weeks)
1. "What are you Doing"-Budweiser
2. "The beer in the face after dancing"Budweiser
3. "The milk guy in the retirement home"-Milk(Got Milk)
4. "Dog/Alien Whaaaaasssaaaappp"-Budweiser
5. "There is no decision on the field"-Ruffles Dip
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If any of you would like to know more of me,just email me. my address is your_momma@stankonia.com |
Poll
What did you think of the XFL?
A. It was gay
B. We need more quality TV with quality entertainers like on that game.
C. Isn't that the show where people vote their friends off some island?
D. I'm glad the Ravens won.
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